Dear Shall-Remain-Nameless,
Don't try to feed lemons to my baby. I don't see you taking a nice big bite out of a juicy lemon, so please don't encourage my son to do that. While I told you not to do that because he's (supposedly) not allowed to have citrus until he's a year old, the real reason I said no was because giving a baby a lemon is ridiculous and mean and whyyyy would you do that?
Hugs,
A.
Why do people insist on feeding babies??? They are not here for your entertainment, seriously.
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My Uncles Fed Me Pickle Juice When I Was An Infant Because I "Made Such A Funny Face!"
Pickle juice? Yikes. I was recently called John's "mean mommy" because I denied him tiramisu. Seriously, call CPS on me right now.
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